The Holiest Texts of JIAFEI

Written by Me and Vaughan

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The Book of Beginnings

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Beginnings 1

1. All of the world was nothing but thy vast expanse of blue ocean.
2. When all know changed, and a large landmass appeared.
3. All sand, moss, your mother, coconut, and palms arose in the sunlight.
4. From all of this, a skinny diva with all of the sharpest jawline came upon the land.
5. The woman was destined to be named JIAFEI.

Beginnings 2

1. JIAFEI, with all wisdom, situated on the white beaches named the landmass Floptropica, created all we know and love.
2. Grand condos where erected and all aestethic airports where created,
3. To reflect the holy power of Floptropica.
4. All things in this world became holy and aesthetic in JIAFEI’S name.
5. A all new type of people marched from the cheeto dust clouds into the sky and onto the land.
6. A woman stepped forward and in the name of JIAFEI declared herself Prime Minister Deborah Ali Williams, she formed the Flop Labour Party.
7. Prime Minister Ali Williams created the flop lore for all citizens to obey and defend.
8. The almighty JIAFEI created the Sexy Flop Church and people flocked to its doors.
9. They gathered around the holy JIAFEI inside the church, JIAFEI read the commandments as followed.
10. Thou shall not scam.
11. All will follow the teachings of JIAFEI and none other.
12. Floptropica is the sacred land of JIAFEI.
13. No evil will occur in the lands of Floptropica and the 10,000km radius of ocean around it.
14. All citizens of Floptropica shall not enter the lands of Da Boyz.
15. All must buy product from JIAFEI.
16. The return policy thou states that all returns of products will be respected with receipt, unless evil is shown to product.

Beginnings 3

1. As following is the hierarchy of the peoples in Floptropica:
2. The highest and holiest is Queen JIAFEI of Floptropica, defender of her people, subjects, and all territories.
3. Who is the eternal Queen all Floptropica for forever and ever.
4. Second is Deborah Ali Williams, Prime Minster and head of all Floptropican Government.
5. Third is all the beloved citizens and inhabitants of the lands of Floptropica.
6. Living people in Floptropica have thy moral right to protect their smexy lands forever,
7. as long as Queen JIAFEI reigns over the Flops.

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The Book of Conflict

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Conflict 1

1. A devoted flop believer, Lovely Peaches found the dark manuscript that contradicts JIAFEIs devine teachings about cvm and product lore.
2. All are warned to not cross the aesthetic path of JIAFEI.

Conflict 2

1. Ideas among the citizens of Floptropica that go against the cvm and pruduct lore of thy JIAFEI,
2. will cause a greater storm then that JIAFEI may ignite.
3. Lovely Peaches causes the first greatest divide and war that may be a example to be loyal for our holy founder, queen JIAFEI.
4. Escalations where fast and many or the original inhabitants of the island of Floptropica suffered greatly.
5. And Lovely Peaches suffered the greatest demise,
6. but thy merciful JIAFEI forgave Peaches.
7. As the holding of a grudge is something a hoe shall do.
8. To set a precedent Peaches was exiled to the outer west cvm island for 50 long years.

Conflict 3

1. As all conflict draws to a temporary close JIAFEI our product queen,
2. forms the holiest protection force of thy most loyal Floptropicans.
3. To ensure that our aesthetic and smexy society remains strong.
4. And to defend from the most unhappiest lands of Da Boyz.
5. Upon the highest mountain JIAFEI and Prime Minster Ali Willaims ordered the contruction of a marble and gold fortress.
6. It was to be built on the highest hill of the Floptropican mainland.
7. To protect all nature and people that all must do.

Conflict 4

1. The fortress was constructed and all was smexy.
2. The first leader andcommander of the marble and gold fortress was thy honorable Jojo Siwa,
3. who was a leader and the most aesthetic example for all Floptropicans.
4. Though the brief time of prosperity after the scarring first conflict in Floptropica,
5. Thy Queen JIAFEI ruled Floptropica into a golden age of prosperity.
6. But JIAFEI looked over thee holy island and felt something boring as all hell brewing.
7. And it rained heavily forecasting evil,
8. the clouds formed over Floptropica forming into letter creating the name DAVID,
9. and the citizens got off their aesses and looked up in horror.
10. Thy holy spirits of Floptropica know a new evil was cvming.

Conflict 5

1. JIAFEI reminds of all Floptropicans to stay smexy in a conflict,
2. and to never surrender the holy lands of Floptropica.
3. It is remined to pray in the name of JIAFEI as all citizens shall do.

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The Book of Conflict Two

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Conflict Two 1

1. JIAFEI and all the Floptropicans knew evil was coming, and fast.
2. In the satanic lands of Da Boyz, prophecy was to come true.
3. A vast evil warmongering spirit flow out of thy mountain haunted by Andrew Tate.
4. Andrew Tate being the evillest spirit that haunted Da Boyz lands.
5. The spirit that flew out of the mountain was to be called David, by the citizens of Da Boyz lands.
6. The largest war is to happen, testing us all.

Conflict Two 2

1. The Badussy was is to happen,
2. Defying our life in Floptropica.
3. As JIAFEI saved Floptropicans in the badussy war, may she save us now.